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Oliver Buchannon
Kristin Kenzy

Dec 14, 2025

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8 min read

📦 More stressful than childbirth

Seriously. The data backs me up on this.

Dec 7, 2025

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14 min read

Rockefeller Center nearly killed me

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Nov 30, 2025

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3 min read

😍 Damn. I’m a lucky S-O-B.

He really hit it outta the park this year.

Nov 23, 2025

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9 min read

🔥 “Never burn a bridge” is bullshit

No. I’m not afraid of being sued.

Nov 16, 2025

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10 min read

🫵 Liiiiiieeeeeesssss!!!!!!

Want the truth? Don't ask for it.

Nov 9, 2025

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10 min read

☕ Starbucks thinks it’s solving a societal ill. Ain’t that cute.

You’re the only one who can save us.

Nov 2, 2025

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12 min read

🎓 My stalker went to Harvard

And I’m a racist. Apparently.

Oct 26, 2025

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14 min read

😔 She was left alone to rot

The criminal f*ck-ups of America’s senior care industry

Oct 19, 2025

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10 min read

😖 I still cringe when I think about it

They were idiots for hiring me

Oct 12, 2025

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9 min read

😎 How to network with badasses

Hint -- don't "network". It's icky.

Oct 5, 2025

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6 min read

♥️ “Holy shit this guy is actually competent”

A love story

Sep 28, 2025

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9 min read

🚨 The big, bad, b*tch from New York

Don’t worry. I learned my lesson.

Sep 21, 2025

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12 min read

👻 Stop ghosting your own damn audience

You're not a quitter, so don't act like one.

Sep 14, 2025

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12 min read

🍆 “What do you do? Sell sex toys?”

Um. WTF?

Sep 7, 2025

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12 min read

👏 Write. That. Shit. Down.

It might feel like you're winging it. But you're not. I swear.

Aug 24, 2025

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14 min read

😒 Nobody's gonna buy your biography

So don't bother writing one. Do this instead.

Aug 17, 2025

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12 min read

😆 Chill the f*ck out and just laugh

Trust me. This is the best advice I could ever give you.

Aug 10, 2025

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12 min read

😳 I was only 16...

...and I did NOT know what I was doing.

Aug 3, 2025

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10 min read

💩 The shit-pile theory

Nobody wants it. But most people step in it — big time.

Jul 27, 2025

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12 min read

🚩 "Stay the f*ck away"

And other warning signs I missed. 🤦

Jul 20, 2025

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13 min read

💸 I fell for a Billy McFarland Scam

Shiiiiiiiiiit.

Jul 13, 2025

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13 min read

🫏 A persistent, positive, polite...

PAIN IN THE ASS

Jun 29, 2025

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13 min read

😬 Oh shit. I’m broke.

A 20-year saga...

Jun 22, 2025

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11 min read

🤦 Dammit Heather. Just stop.

You're embarrassing yourself.

Jun 15, 2025

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12 min read

🙈 Dumb. Cheap. And Compliant.

Thats how they wanted their workforce. But he said "f*ck that", and got out.

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