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Sep 13, 2026

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5 min read

I fainted

Where were you the day the world changed?

Sep 6, 2026

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6 min read

You're not the customer. You're the product.

F*ck Zuck

Aug 30, 2026

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7 min read

Malls are f*cking it up

C'mon guys. You can be more creative than this.

Aug 23, 2026

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2 min read

Be a friendly neighborhood misfit

It's way more fun this way I swear

Aug 16, 2026

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5 min read

Clearly, I had embarrassed myself.

Gosh engineers can be harsh when their egos are hurt.

Aug 9, 2026

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6 min read

I'm utterly unqualified to give this advice

But f*ck it. It might help some people.

Aug 2, 2026

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5 min read

Oh great. Another addiction crisis.

Kalshi and Polymarket have stolen Purdue Pharma's playbook, and I predict that it's not going to end well.

Jul 26, 2026

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5 min read

Power, kicking ass, and dirty jokes.

Love you, Sharon.

Jul 19, 2026

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6 min read

What the hell is a Junto

And why am I JUST NOW learning about it gahhhhh

Jul 12, 2026

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7 min read

One of the craziest f*cking stories I've ever heard

I love my friends

Jul 5, 2026

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1 min read

You're probably drinking beer and not checking your email.

So don't open this. Don't do it. Go back to your beer. You deserve it.

Jun 28, 2026

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6 min read

I was a jerk

Sorry about that

Jun 21, 2026

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5 min read

He got out. He escaped. Holy shit.

You don't have to know where you're going to leave a toxic place.

Jun 14, 2026

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3 min read

Read a goddamn book

Or 10

Jun 7, 2026

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5 min read

Grab the mic

It'll make you smarter. Probably.

May 31, 2026

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5 min read

Are you joking?

Alright, so a few years ago I made a really crazy f*cking decision. Or so I thought.

May 24, 2026

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4 min read

⚖️ This shit isn’t fair, right?

It depends on who you ask. And when.

May 17, 2026

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6 min read

😖 It was the worst day of my life

I still don't think I've recovered.

May 10, 2026

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6 min read

🌷 Just be nice to people.

It's really not that hard.

May 3, 2026

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5 min read

🛟 You’re not screwed

You're just preparing for the wrong thing

Apr 26, 2026

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6 min read

😞 You’re killing your creativity. And it makes me sad.

Here’s your permission to daydream...

Apr 19, 2026

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6 min read

🛑 “Get the f*ck out of your own way”

And other advice...

Apr 12, 2026

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11 min read

🎓💰🖕A degree. A shit-ton of debt. Now what?

Build a business, and burn it to the ground.

Apr 5, 2026

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2 min read

🍷 Drunk Easter Advice

brb, gonna go offend some Catholics...

Mar 29, 2026

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9 min read

...Death? ☠️

What comes after the 100th issue of Drunk Business Advice...

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