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Oliver Buchannon
Kristin Kenzy

Jul 12, 2026

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7 min read

One of the craziest f*cking stories I've ever heard

I love my friends

Jul 5, 2026

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1 min read

You're probably drinking beer and not checking your email.

So don't open this. Don't do it. Go back to your beer. You deserve it.

Jun 28, 2026

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6 min read

I was a jerk

Sorry about that

Jun 21, 2026

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5 min read

He got out. He escaped. Holy shit.

You don't have to know where you're going to leave a toxic place.

Jun 14, 2026

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3 min read

Read a goddamn book

Or 10

Jun 7, 2026

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5 min read

Grab the mic

It'll make you smarter. Probably.

May 31, 2026

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5 min read

Are you joking?

Alright, so a few years ago I made a really crazy f*cking decision. Or so I thought.

May 24, 2026

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4 min read

⚖️ This shit isn’t fair, right?

It depends on who you ask. And when.

May 17, 2026

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6 min read

😖 It was the worst day of my life

I still don't think I've recovered.

May 10, 2026

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6 min read

🌷 Just be nice to people.

It's really not that hard.

May 3, 2026

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5 min read

🛟 You’re not screwed

You're just preparing for the wrong thing

Apr 26, 2026

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6 min read

😞 You’re killing your creativity. And it makes me sad.

Here’s your permission to daydream...

Apr 19, 2026

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6 min read

🛑 “Get the f*ck out of your own way”

And other advice...

Apr 12, 2026

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11 min read

🎓💰🖕A degree. A shit-ton of debt. Now what?

Build a business, and burn it to the ground.

Apr 5, 2026

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2 min read

🍷 Drunk Easter Advice

brb, gonna go offend some Catholics...

Mar 29, 2026

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9 min read

...Death? ☠️

What comes after the 100th issue of Drunk Business Advice...

Mar 22, 2026

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11 min read

🧘 F*ck your wellness program

Yep. I said it.

Mar 15, 2026

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11 min read

👀 Look! I have friends!

I swear no lie

Mar 8, 2026

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9 min read

😳 I struck a nerve with some parents. Whoops.

sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

Mar 1, 2026

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9 min read

🤷 You say “control freak” like it’s a bad thing

Oh. And I've been writing a novel for 8 years. Because I'm apparently not stretched thinly enough.

Feb 22, 2026

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9 min read

🖕 I was an insufferable jerk

Crushing goals and taking names. Ugh.

Feb 15, 2026

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11 min read

⛸️ Filthy Rink Rat

I blew it. We all did.

Feb 8, 2026

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9 min read

🥌 What the Super Bowl and Curling have in common

Hint - it's damn dark

Feb 1, 2026

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8 min read

🤔 Can I trademark “badass zone”?

If you had told me 20 years ago...

Jan 25, 2026

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9 min read

🥶 Everyone is freezing

But I’m getting NAKED 😳

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