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Oliver Buchannon
Kristin Kenzy

May 3, 2026

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5 min read

🛟 You’re not screwed

You're just preparing for the wrong thing

Apr 26, 2026

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6 min read

😞 You’re killing your creativity. And it makes me sad.

Here’s your permission to daydream...

Apr 19, 2026

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6 min read

🛑 “Get the f*ck out of your own way”

And other advice...

Apr 12, 2026

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11 min read

🎓💰🖕A degree. A shit-ton of debt. Now what?

Build a business, and burn it to the ground.

Apr 5, 2026

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2 min read

🍷 Drunk Easter Advice

brb, gonna go offend some Catholics...

Mar 29, 2026

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9 min read

...Death? ☠️

What comes after the 100th issue of Drunk Business Advice...

Mar 22, 2026

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11 min read

🧘 F*ck your wellness program

Yep. I said it.

Mar 15, 2026

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11 min read

👀 Look! I have friends!

I swear no lie

Mar 8, 2026

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9 min read

😳 I struck a nerve with some parents. Whoops.

sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

Mar 1, 2026

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9 min read

🤷 You say “control freak” like it’s a bad thing

Oh. And I've been writing a novel for 8 years. Because I'm apparently not stretched thinly enough.

Feb 22, 2026

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9 min read

🖕 I was an insufferable jerk

Crushing goals and taking names. Ugh.

Feb 15, 2026

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11 min read

⛸️ Filthy Rink Rat

I blew it. We all did.

Feb 8, 2026

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9 min read

🥌 What the Super Bowl and Curling have in common

Hint - it's damn dark

Feb 1, 2026

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8 min read

🤔 Can I trademark “badass zone”?

If you had told me 20 years ago...

Jan 25, 2026

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9 min read

🥶 Everyone is freezing

But I’m getting NAKED 😳

Jan 18, 2026

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10 min read

🍼 Shit.

I was just a 20-something nobody. Why should they listen to me?

Jan 11, 2026

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11 min read

🏆 Congrats. You've defended your own ego.

The true reason stupid rules continue to exist

Jan 4, 2026

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9 min read

💩 Be a better bullshit sniffer

The only resolution you should have for 2026

Dec 28, 2025

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10 min read

😬 This year was rough

I got sawed in half. And didn't hit any of my goals. Shit.

Dec 21, 2025

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3 min read

🍑 I got mooned.

It wasn't the welcome I expected, but it was the welcome I deserved.

Dec 14, 2025

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8 min read

📦 More stressful than childbirth

Seriously. The data backs me up on this.

Dec 7, 2025

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14 min read

Rockefeller Center nearly killed me

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Nov 30, 2025

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3 min read

😍 Damn. I’m a lucky S-O-B.

He really hit it outta the park this year.

Nov 23, 2025

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9 min read

🔥 “Never burn a bridge” is bullshit

No. I’m not afraid of being sued.

Nov 16, 2025

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10 min read

🫵 Liiiiiieeeeeesssss!!!!!!

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