Nov 2, 2025
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12 min read
And I’m a racist. Apparently.
Oct 28, 2025
10 min read
Oh shit, I have an Ivy League stalker... Why vulnerable writing earns trust... And more!
Oct 26, 2025
14 min read
The criminal f*ck-ups of America’s senior care industry
Oct 21, 2025
11 min read
Don't add your besties just 'cause they were around... Squeeze maximum juice from your characters... A reassuring talk... And more!
Oct 19, 2025
They were idiots for hiring me
Oct 14, 2025
It's your habits that suck - not your talent... Break-ups are hard - especially this one... The one place you can go to use every LLM... And more!
Oct 12, 2025
9 min read
Hint -- don't "network". It's icky.
Oct 7, 2025
13 min read
Finally, we’re talking about writing funny... I might be doing something horribly stupid... And more!
Oct 5, 2025
6 min read
A love story
Sep 30, 2025
The easiest way to piss off your readers... Finally, something AI is REALLY good at... What I have in common with President Macron... And more!
Sep 28, 2025
Don’t worry. I learned my lesson.
Sep 23, 2025
No one gives a shit about your perfect moments... How to uncover your battle scars... And more!
Sep 21, 2025
You're not a quitter, so don't act like one.
Sep 16, 2025
Metaphors must pull their weight... I screwed myself this week... What AI sucks at... And more!
Sep 14, 2025
Um. WTF?
Sep 9, 2025
Naked numbers won’t be remembered... Why you should let AI interview you... Sometimes writing just sucks... And more!
Sep 7, 2025
It might feel like you're winging it. But you're not. I swear.
Sep 2, 2025
Drop your reader into a shit-storm... How LinkedIn screwed me... I didn’t know WTF I was doing until I asked AI... And more!
Aug 26, 2025
Don’t try to impress people... Time to finally write your origin story... 3 AI prompts to get you there... And more!
Aug 24, 2025
So don't bother writing one. Do this instead.
Aug 19, 2025
Betcha can't guess why I use GIFs so damn much... AI helped me find the perfect level of offensiveness... How to use the Hero's Journey to craft your origin story... And more!
Aug 17, 2025
Trust me. This is the best advice I could ever give you.
Aug 12, 2025
Nobody's gonna buy your biography... Go check the time emails arrive in your inbox... Why I don't do interviews without AI... And more!
Aug 10, 2025
...and I did NOT know what I was doing.
Aug 5, 2025
Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, IT'S POSTING TIME!
