Sep 16, 2025
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11 min read
Metaphors must pull their weight... I screwed myself this week... What AI sucks at... And more!
Sep 14, 2025
12 min read
Um. WTF?
Sep 9, 2025
Naked numbers won’t be remembered... Why you should let AI interview you... Sometimes writing just sucks... And more!
Sep 7, 2025
It might feel like you're winging it. But you're not. I swear.
Sep 2, 2025
13 min read
Drop your reader into a shit-storm... How LinkedIn screwed me... I didn’t know WTF I was doing until I asked AI... And more!
Aug 26, 2025
14 min read
Don’t try to impress people... Time to finally write your origin story... 3 AI prompts to get you there... And more!
Aug 24, 2025
So don't bother writing one. Do this instead.
Aug 19, 2025
Betcha can't guess why I use GIFs so damn much... AI helped me find the perfect level of offensiveness... How to use the Hero's Journey to craft your origin story... And more!
Aug 17, 2025
Trust me. This is the best advice I could ever give you.
Aug 12, 2025
Nobody's gonna buy your biography... Go check the time emails arrive in your inbox... Why I don't do interviews without AI... And more!
Aug 10, 2025
...and I did NOT know what I was doing.
Aug 5, 2025
Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, IT'S POSTING TIME!
Aug 3, 2025
10 min read
Nobody wants it. But most people step in it — big time.
Jul 29, 2025
I got screwed this week... Readers won’t pay attention unless you give them an experience... And more!
Jul 27, 2025
And other warning signs I missed. 🤦
Jul 22, 2025
Nail this style element to keep your readers hooked... Rules for jumping on trends (especially Coldplay ones)... Using AI to search your own memory... And more!
Jul 20, 2025
Shiiiiiiiiiit.
Jul 15, 2025
F*ck clickbait... A litmus test you'll use every day... What to do when you run out of steam... And more!
Jul 13, 2025
PAIN IN THE ASS
Jul 8, 2025
This stupidly easy trick will make your personal stories pop... What I hate about DBA... My due-diligence-bot... And more!
Jul 1, 2025
Why stories stick... How AI helped me finish a joke... A video from my bed... and more!
Jun 29, 2025
A 20-year saga...
Jun 22, 2025
You're embarrassing yourself.
Jun 15, 2025
Thats how they wanted their workforce. But he said "f*ck that", and got out.
Jun 8, 2025
I know. That's exactly what a child-hating monster would say.
