You don’t hate the work.
You just hate the bullshit.

Drunk Business Advice is for anyone who is fed up with the idea that hustle dogma is the only path to a killer career.

I see you. I am you.

Hi. I’m Kristin.

I’ve spent the last 20 years running (sometimes wrecking) my own businesses, while also working for some pretty f*cking callous corporations.

Now I write Drunk Business Advice to help you build the kind of business you actually want to rock up to every day. And since I use humor as a defense mechanism, you’ll LMAO through every issue — guaranteed.







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I was a jerk

Jun 28, 2026

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6 min read

I was a jerk

Sorry about that

He got out. He escaped. Holy shit.

Jun 21, 2026

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5 min read

He got out. He escaped. Holy shit.

You don't have to know where you're going to leave a toxic place.

Read a goddamn book

Jun 14, 2026

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3 min read

Read a goddamn book

Or 10

Grab the mic

Jun 7, 2026

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5 min read

Grab the mic

It'll make you smarter. Probably.

Are you joking?

May 31, 2026

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5 min read

Are you joking?

Alright, so a few years ago I made a really crazy f*cking decision. Or so I thought.

⚖️ This shit isn’t fair, right?

May 24, 2026

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4 min read

⚖️ This shit isn’t fair, right?

It depends on who you ask. And when.

😖 It was the worst day of my life

May 17, 2026

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6 min read

😖 It was the worst day of my life

I still don't think I've recovered.

 🌷 Just be nice to people.

May 10, 2026

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6 min read

🌷 Just be nice to people.

It's really not that hard.

🛟 You’re not screwed

May 3, 2026

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5 min read

🛟 You’re not screwed

You're just preparing for the wrong thing

😞 You’re killing your creativity. And it makes me sad.

Apr 26, 2026

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6 min read

😞 You’re killing your creativity. And it makes me sad.

Here’s your permission to daydream...

🛑 “Get the f*ck out of your own way”

Apr 19, 2026

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6 min read

🛑 “Get the f*ck out of your own way”

And other advice...

🎓💰🖕A degree. A shit-ton of debt. Now what?

Apr 12, 2026

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11 min read

🎓💰🖕A degree. A shit-ton of debt. Now what?

Build a business, and burn it to the ground.

🍷 Drunk Easter Advice

Apr 5, 2026

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2 min read

🍷 Drunk Easter Advice

brb, gonna go offend some Catholics...

...Death? ☠️

Mar 29, 2026

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9 min read

...Death? ☠️

What comes after the 100th issue of Drunk Business Advice...

🧘 F*ck your wellness program

Mar 22, 2026

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11 min read

🧘 F*ck your wellness program

Yep. I said it.

👀 Look! I have friends!

Mar 15, 2026

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11 min read

👀 Look! I have friends!

I swear no lie

😳 I struck a nerve with some parents. Whoops.

Mar 8, 2026

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9 min read

😳 I struck a nerve with some parents. Whoops.

sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

🤷 You say “control freak” like it’s a bad thing

Mar 1, 2026

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9 min read

🤷 You say “control freak” like it’s a bad thing

Oh. And I've been writing a novel for 8 years. Because I'm apparently not stretched thinly enough.

🖕 I was an insufferable jerk

Feb 22, 2026

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9 min read

🖕 I was an insufferable jerk

Crushing goals and taking names. Ugh.

⛸️ Filthy Rink Rat

Feb 15, 2026

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11 min read

⛸️ Filthy Rink Rat

I blew it. We all did.

🥌 What the Super Bowl and Curling have in common

Feb 8, 2026

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9 min read

🥌 What the Super Bowl and Curling have in common

Hint - it's damn dark

🤔 Can I trademark “badass zone”?

Feb 1, 2026

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8 min read

🤔 Can I trademark “badass zone”?

If you had told me 20 years ago...

🥶 Everyone is freezing

Jan 25, 2026

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9 min read

🥶 Everyone is freezing

But I’m getting NAKED 😳

🍼 Shit.

Jan 18, 2026

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10 min read

🍼 Shit.

I was just a 20-something nobody. Why should they listen to me?

🏆 Congrats. You've defended your own ego.

Jan 11, 2026

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11 min read

🏆 Congrats. You've defended your own ego.

The true reason stupid rules continue to exist

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