I f*cking exploded.
It was both horrifying and rewarding. Weird.
Whoops
Come at me, bro.
It's a hell of a lot cheaper than the professional kind. Just don't sue me.
...in front of 100 million live viewers
My career contains more drama than an Arthur Miller script
Everyone has two sides
The eternal plight of the consultant. Ugh.
But dammit, I might be wrong.
Fresh starts simply don’t exist
I used to have the shittiest mindset when it came to relationships
